Kate is currently trying to live on a diet of fruit and yogurt. At supper, she asked for a refill of melon and blueberries. When I suggested she eat some of her pizza first...she thought...then said...
K: I have to go pee-pee, Mom...
M: Great...maybe you should wait and eat something first...
K: I have to go really bad Mom. really bad...
daughter then sent upstairs to alleviate enormous bladder distress.
from upstairs we hear...
K: Mom...there's a bug-o (insect) up here!
M: Great...just come down when you're done...
K: Mom...I moved da bug-o...it was an ant.
M: What'd you do with the ant?
K: I put him in da potty!
Flush...prolonged silence...
M: What are you doing up there?
Flush...prolonged silence...
K: I can't get da ant to go down the "tundel" (toilet pipe)
M: Just wait...
run upstairs...peek in potty...no evidence of ant...
wash hands...back downstairs...
eat 3 bites of pizza...
polish off more melon and blueberries.
note: memorial service for the poor ant held before bed-time
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