Monday, November 19, 2007

Making Honey...

We are in the prolonged process of potty training Kate. She's a very bright, enthusiastic little kid, so we thought this would be a breeze. After all, everyone says boys are harder than girls. Lies all lies. Kate is not interested. She is enthusiastically not interested. In fact, Kate is opposed to the idea. She is so opposed that she would rather hold it, and hold it, and hold it. Her records are 9 hours of holding pee and 3 days for holding her poop.

Unfortunately, her parents are medically inclined and not against using phamacotherapy to get things moving.

Tonight we were talking about her lack of bowel action when Steve asked her if she knew what bowels were.

She replied, "Ahhh, yeah. They make honey..."

She just doesn't get it...arghhh.

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